Order Only: Private message to Ron, Justin, and Draco

[alt_harry]

That was an ecxle excellent afternoon. I wish we could do that more often.

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[alt_ron]

Bally well brilliant, wot?

Private message to Ron

[alt_harry]

So, Draco and Hermione. Do you think Draco was cross that I was surprised?

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[alt_ron]

Heh.

You mean cause it looked s'if you didn't see wot sh e sees in him?


Eh. I actually think he's dead surpri sed she came round, y'know?

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[alt_harry]

Yeah, I think he is.

But that's it exactly. I dont want him to think I didn't know what she sees in him.

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[alt_ron]

Nah, s'alright.

You told him you're happy for him.

I think, really, he just sort of realised that it means you're the only one of us hasn't got a girl now. So I don't think he was cross. Jus t feeling a little awkward about it?

What was it like with Bell when you were seeing her? I mean was that-- Were you really together or just, y'know--like with Hydra?

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[alt_harry]

We were really together, it wasn't like with Hydra.

But

I couldn't tell her the truth. About anything. I didn't trust her enough. And she didn't exactly trust me either. And I knew I was making her a target and then she got a pin -- and that was awful. She didn't blame me, but we both knew it wouldn't have happened if we hadn't been dating.

So I broke things off because

Anyone I like gets used against me. Sooner or later. Anyone. It's bad enough when it's you. Katie wasn't even in the Order.

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[alt_ron]

Yeah. That must've been horrible. When she got the pin for the competition.

D'you think we should've told her about the Order?

D'you hear from her at all, now she's left school?

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[alt_harry]

I don't. Or at least, I haven't.

I think not telling her about the Order was the right decision. She had a Galleon. If she'd wanted to know more -- I think she'd have let me know.

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[alt_ron]

So, would you want to see her again after NEWTs? If she wanted to, I mean?

Or-

Is there anyone you fancy now?

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[alt_harry]

There are girls I've noticed but

I can't

It's too risky. For anyone.

Sooner or later they'd hurt her to try to control me. They'd put her in front of me and cruciate her. They did it to Draco, they've done it to you, they did it to Hermione, they sent Katie the pin. I can't protect anyone except by not letting anyone get close to me.

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[alt_ron]

Yeah.

Alright. So no girlfriends. For now. Gives you another reason to get into the fight and get it won!

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[alt_ron]

D'you ever think you'd want to have a shag with no strings attached, though?

I mean, well. The blokes in the department've got a place they go in New London. And, actually, there're some other places outside NL, too. No questions asked. No one talks. No one'd be a target afterwards. Just, y'know. Some galleons and as much time as you want to ask for.

I guess. I haven't been. But that's what I've heard.

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[alt_harry]

Oh, maybe. It sounds a little -- I don't know. I'll think about it.

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[alt_ron]

Or, hey.

Here's something. I hear Ptolemy and Karo Baddock have a thing for inviting people over for y'know, three-way. Catchlove was saying. Anywiz, if you didn't mind Baddock, Karo's not hard to look at, and if you got Baddock painted with a target for getting too close to you... that'd be a right shame.

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[alt_harry]

Wait, you mean they both...? How does that even

It would certainly be an unusual first time, I guess.

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[alt_ron]

Heh.

Yeah.

Something to think about. Even if you'd never do it, right?!

[alt_ron]

Nic e to have that place to slip off to, yeah?

[alt_draco]

Hey. It could also save your life someday, son.

Son, how do you like that? Its my Kingsley impersonation.

Never seen F-F so pissed off his tits. Did he have to go lie down or summat?

[alt_harry]

I don't know, I mean he didn't come back to Gryffindor obviously. But probably. I mean he kept getting more and more careful not to knock anything over and his accent got even more poncey posh.

I like your Kingsley impersonation. Do Mrs Longbottom next.

[alt_draco]

"I see." Followed by a mountain of gratitude for all your sacrifices.

Seriously, though, you're sacrificing way too much. We've got to find you a girl. Too bad Daphs is over the moon for Creepy Crouch, cos I bet she'd be a good match for you. She fancies you gentlemanly Gryffindors, when she's not fancying maniacs.

[alt_ron]

What about Astoria?

She likes gentlemanly types, too, yeah? Was all gooey over F-F, wasn't she?

[alt_draco]

I don't know, was she? I haven't seen Astoria in yonks.

Speaking of Daphs though, how we going to tell her that we think Creepy Crouch's eagle-staff artefact-thing might be a horcrux?

[alt_harry]

Do you think we should ask Hydra first? I mean to make sure she's still

I don't know. I guess if she weren't on our side we'd all be dead, right? Or at least Ron would. Sally-Anne. Pansy.

[alt_draco]

She's on our side. She's making some truly questionable personal and romantic choices right now, but - it's not the first time she's done that. But Daphs is a bit of a Hufflepuff, for a Slytherin. She's not going to turn against us.

Pretty sure, anyway.

[alt_ron]

Can't hurt to ask Hydra, though.

Just to be sure.

[alt_ron]

Yeah. Thas the question of the day, innit?

I mean, it could be dangerous if she doesn't know, but knowing it could make it dangerous for her, too.

We've gotta tell her, tho', right?

[alt_harry]

I think we have to. It's not like any of the rest of us can go poking round Barty Crouch's house.

[alt_ron]

Or Dolohov's.

I mean, where do you think he's even keeping it? For all I know, he's got other houses, too. Or other places he can store things. Doesn't Voldemort give them all manors and land and whatever they want?

[alt_harry]

Marlborough is his, but he almost never goes there. I think mostly he lives at Dolohov's house in London.

The other place he could keep it is Snowdonia. You know, Maebh Drumgoole's hunting preserve. Crouch actually asked for that land and then gave it to her as a gift, that's how she got it. I overheard people talking about that, years ago.

[alt_ron]

Didn't he almost marry her? I mean, she's the one Voldemort said he couldn't marry that time, right?

Cause that would be awkward. 'Listen, Daphs, I'll just be dropping by Snowdonia for a bit tonight. You know, to drop something off. With my ex. Don't wait up.'

[alt_harry]

Yeah, that was her. But do you think he'd even bother mentioning that to Daphne? It's 'Our Lord's business,' one way or another.

[alt_ron]

Ugh.

Why would she want to be with a bloke who treats her like that?

Yeah, alright. I don't understand Daphs at all. It's just what Zabini's like, too, and he's the best of the bad lot she's picked (present company excluded, y'know).

[alt_harry]

Gentlmenaly Gryffindors, or maniacs. Which one is Blaise, then?

Anyway, at least Daphne is an Order member. Too bad, yeah, she's pretty taken.

[alt_draco]

He's just a tit.

Well, I don't know that she's really THAT taken. Maybe Crouch will grow tired of her.

And go back to my Mother. Bloody nightshade I detest that maniac.

[alt_harry]

I still think our best shot at killing him is have Hydra do it 'accidentally' as a 'training accident.'

[alt_ron]

She owes him one, yeah?

I mean, whoa. What Justin said about it... how cold was Crouch?

[alt_harry]

Justin, does Hydra ever get utterly fed up with being the one Order member who's really ace at reading people's minds?

Ron, do you ever get utterly fed up with being the one Order member who can turn into a snake and spy from people's pockets or slither through cracks and so on?

[alt_draco]

Harry, are you trying to tell us that you are fed up?

I am excellent at being fed up.

[alt_harry]

I'm fed up with not being able to protect people. With seeing people I care about hurt. I'm fed up with people being polite to me because they're scared utterly witless of Voldemort. I'm fed up with the Order acting like I'm important because of that stupid useless prophecy. If I've got some Power the Dark Lord Has Not it might be helpful if Sibyl Trelawney had told Dumbledore what it was.

Also, I'm really, really, really fed up with Lana Sandoval being my Head of House.

[alt_draco]

We all feel that way, mate. No one single person can protect everyone. But I know what you're on about - you can't even suffer properly along with the rest of us. You get to suffer by not suffering, never getting Cruciated and what not, and seeing other people take it instead.

When we were young I thought I had the worse end of the deal, but I don't feel that way anymore.

[alt_ron]

Er.

Actually. I like it.

A lot.

I mean, I've never been really great at blending in, y'know? People always see me in a room--that tall, gangly-looking ginger bloke, right? But when I'm a snake, I can pretty well move around unseen. (Well, as long as no one catches a glimpse of bright red sliding round the corner of the potted palm. It helps if the lights are a bit dim.)

And I'm good with a wand, but I'm not the best wand in the Order. Don't get me wrong. I'm used to not being the best at anything. I mean, I grew up with brothers who're better at every damn thing. Only, it's nice to have one thing I really can do that pretty much no one else can. Shame we don't really need that kind of spying all the time. I mean, it's useful when we do, but the rest of the time, I'm just looking to train with the Aurors and hope that sometimes I end up being in the right place to know something useful before it's too late to help.

[alt_harry]

Oh, well, that's good to know.

Because I'm sure there will be more times when having a spy that can ride along in my pocket will be really useful. I won't feel bad about asking.

[alt_ron]

Ha.

Yeah, do ask. Seriously.

I mean, you can ask for wand backup, too, when that's what you need. Always ready for that.

[alt_harry]

If I ask for wand backup there might be a queue. If I need someone who can turn into a snake, you're going to be up every time.

Mind you if I'm planning to sneak into Dolohov's quarters to try to steal back the bloody Umbridge plate, for instance, that's potentially an invitation to a world of trouble.

[alt_ron]

Oh, I'm totally in for that. Wand or snake. Whichever.

You don't even have to ask.

[alt_draco]

Same goes for me.

Except the snake part.