Order Only: Private message to Hermione and Draco

[alt_harry]

I hate being in Buckingham.

I hate the smell, I hate the food, I hate my bed, I hate the way people tiptoe around because they're so terrified of my Father. Including me.

Anyway, I spent today wandering around looking for horcruxes. What was the thing Mrs Longbottom mentioned, that Dumbledore gave you? Or gave her? If I can get to 12GP can you lend it to me?

Comments

[alt_harry]

Well I definitely wouldn't want him to snog anyone where I could see!

[alt_hermione]

Exactly. And what if she's always in the Potions laboratory? Or if I walked in on them sometime?

I don't even want to think about it!

[alt_harry]

Well, if that ever happens, you look down your nose, try to imagine how one of the Slytherin girls would say this to a firstie, and say, 'don't you have a room, Mr Snape?'

[alt_hermione]

Ha, and then immediately cast a self-Obliviation!