No, I don't know what happened

[alt_harry]

and I can't make Father put me back into Gryffindor, not that I would if I could I don't think, but you all can just stop asking me okay? I'm happy to be a Slytherin but I didn't mean to insult anybody, not anybody, which means not Father or Gryffindors or anybody at all, okay?

Comments

[alt_ron]

Better you than me.

[alt_harry]

What's wrong with Slytherins?

[alt_draco]

Nothing! Slytherin is the only house worth being in.

[alt_ron]

Sure, if you're the Me First sort.

[alt_ron]

I'd get handcramps listing it all.

[alt_harry]

Well, Father was in Slytherin, so it can't be that bad.

[alt_ron]

If you say so.

[alt_lucius]

Congratulations, Harry.

Don't let the other students confuse you; Draco has it right. Slytherin is by far the house that will lead you to greatness.

Gryffindors, you will find, are far too sensitive for their own good.

[alt_harry]

Thank you, Mr Malfoy.