I know that everybody is going to want to talk about what happened last night

[alt_harry]

but I just want to say, what am I supposed to do with a Mudblood?

He slept at the foot of my bed last night and it was gross. I told him he wasn't allowed in the room any more but now he's just sitting at the foot of the stair.

What should I make him do?! Father told me I couldn't have him do my homework for me so.

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[alt_harry]

Thanks, Dennis, but I like eating breakfast with everybody.

Where are you going to eat?

[alt_dennis]

I eat in the kitchen with the house elves. They gave me extra this morning because I sang along to the making breakfast song.

[alt_harry]

How does the song go?

[alt_dennis]

Making breakfast
Making breakfast
Toast the bread
Toast the bread
Scramble all the eggs
Fry the black pudding
Don't forget the jam
Water's boiling
Water's boiling
Fix the tea
Fix the tea
Grill toms and mushrooms
Get the beans and kippers
And scones and oatcakes

The oatcakes part was new to me. We didn't make those at Buckingham Palace.

[alt_harry]

Do you sing each part as you do each job, or do you sing it over and over again?

You're right, I don't think I ever had oatcakes there. That's funny. I wonder why not. Maybe Father doesn't like them or something.

[alt_dennis]

We all sing it over and over again but we start at different times so only a couple are singing each part at the same time.

I don't know why we don't have oatcakes at the palace.