I know that everybody is going to want to talk about what happened last night

[alt_harry]

but I just want to say, what am I supposed to do with a Mudblood?

He slept at the foot of my bed last night and it was gross. I told him he wasn't allowed in the room any more but now he's just sitting at the foot of the stair.

What should I make him do?! Father told me I couldn't have him do my homework for me so.

Comments

[alt_draco]

People are give house elves sometimes, it's not much different. I don't know what Harry will do with him, though, especially since house elves already provide most of what we could possibly need. I guess the Lord just wanted to give Harry something special.

[alt_harry]

I think he was going to make a speech about how I was a good birthday pressent and so he wanted to give ME a pressent on his birthday.

I said thank you of course. I don't want to sound ungreatful.

[alt_pansy]

It's hard to think of you as a "birthday present".

[alt_neville]

That's . . . that's special, all right. I guess.