Private Message to Draco Malfoy

[alt_harry]

Where are you Draco?

Hermione and I are here. And she is watching me. And telling me to call her Granger. But you know who I mean. And she says to get here too.

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[alt_draco]

Look, I'm coming, alright?

But this is a TERRIBLE idea. Worse than the time we tried to rescue that baby dragon, because it was just a baby, and this is a giant, nasty, rude bird-horse.

I mean, TRUE the dragon was owned by Macnair, which probably made that whole venture more dangerous, but my Father is part of all this! He'll be furious if he founds out we let it loose.

Granger, tell him I'm right.

[alt_harry]

I wont let her have the quill.

She says you're right though.

But I don't care. We couldn't do anything else good this year. What is the worst that could happen??

[alt_draco]

We get caught.
We get caught, then thrown out of the YPL and the Cadet Programme.
We get caught, and get punished.
We DON'T get caught, but the bird-horse eats our faces anyway.

Do I need to go on?

[alt_harry]

Well none of those are as bad as what happened to Abbott and we couldn't stop that.

Anyway Hermione says they aren't going to throw you or me out of the cadet programme. She says lets be serious. And I bet Madam Pomfrey can grow faces back. Stop being such a wanker!

[alt_draco]

Whoever had their faces grown back before! We'd have to take polyjuice for the rest of our lives, just to look like ourselves.

Fine, I can see that you're dead set on this. Just. If we DO get caught, let me do the talking, alright?

[alt_harry]

Sure fine!!! CMON!!!