alt_harry: Harry looking around (curious)
alt_harry ([personal profile] alt_harry) wrote2011-06-15 09:19 pm

Private Message to Draco Malfoy

Where are you Draco?

Hermione and I are here. And she is watching me. And telling me to call her Granger. But you know who I mean. And she says to get here too.
alt_draco: (woefully worried)

[personal profile] alt_draco 2011-06-16 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I'm coming, alright?

But this is a TERRIBLE idea. Worse than the time we tried to rescue that baby dragon, because it was just a baby, and this is a giant, nasty, rude bird-horse.

I mean, TRUE the dragon was owned by Macnair, which probably made that whole venture more dangerous, but my Father is part of all this! He'll be furious if he founds out we let it loose.

Granger, tell him I'm right.
alt_draco: (absolutely appalled)

[personal profile] alt_draco 2011-06-16 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
We get caught.
We get caught, then thrown out of the YPL and the Cadet Programme.
We get caught, and get punished.
We DON'T get caught, but the bird-horse eats our faces anyway.

Do I need to go on?
alt_draco: (bitingly bewildered)

[personal profile] alt_draco 2011-06-16 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Whoever had their faces grown back before! We'd have to take polyjuice for the rest of our lives, just to look like ourselves.

Fine, I can see that you're dead set on this. Just. If we DO get caught, let me do the talking, alright?