I DID NOT CONTROL THE BASILISK

 I think I have said this enough.

But in case anyone new is reading this because of the newspaper, who wasn't already

I WAS NOT IN CHARGE OF THE BASILISK

I DID NOT MAKE IT KILL DENNIS OR PETRIFY GRANGER

YOU ALL ARE A LOT OF LOONIES, I'VE SAID IT ABOUT TEN MILLION TIMES

I know Hogwarts people don't believe that rubbish. But.