Private Message to Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger

[alt_harry]

I got an owl from Sinbad.

He wants to meet up.

Outside of Hogsmeade. He said to bring food, and gave directions.

Should we go?

Comments

[alt_draco]

Bring him food? Can't he just munch down on a dead pigeon or something?

And what's he going to offer in return, fleas?

[alt_harry]

Ew.

[alt_harry]

I don't think he needs food that bad, but we could get him a chicken or something, I bet he'd like that.

And you could ask him those questions you had. From his last letter, you know?

[alt_draco]

What if someone follows us? What's he got to say that's so important it can't come in one of his letters?

Can he REALLY not feed himself?

Or, better yet, he can just write whatever he has to say to you in the Grim Truth. What a brilliant idea.

You know, I had a thought the other day that part of the reason your Father and other people are so anxious about you is because Sinbad is always writing about you in his idiot journal entries.

He ought to find some friends his own age and leave off.

[alt_harry]

I know he's not your favourite person.

But he is my you-know-what. And he knew my you-know-whos.

And I've only ever had the chance to see him once, and even then we didn't get to really talk. And maybe if we talked, it'd be easier for him to understand where you're coming from. And what we're going through. And that might help out all of us? You included?

[alt_draco]

He's a complete pillock who has a dire and creepy obsession with you, that's what he is.

He upset Pansy, his advice has no value whatsoever, and he can't even find something to eat.

I'm not bringing him a single morsel.

And I'm not going unless we use the invisi thing.

[alt_harry]

Okay. We'll use the thing.

And you don't have to bring any food, or even be nice.

[alt_harry]

What'd he do to Pansy?

[alt_draco]

Why would I be nice?

[alt_draco]

Sent her a load of stuff that belonged to Regulus when she least expected it, basically.

She found it upsetting.

[alt_harry]

Oh.

Yeah, I can see how she'd get upset.

[alt_hermione]

I'll bring him food, but I agree with you about the thing.

Harry, of course we should go see him!!

[alt_draco]

What do you mean of course?

I really, really wish someone would make a convincing case for what, exactly, flea-bag has to offer.